Fart A Spotters Guide
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Fart A Spotters Guide

Farts a Spotters Guide provides an important education on the mostly undocumented nature of farts

Description

Learn how to spot a Seismic Blast in the wild, or learn the distinct whisper of a Sleeping Dog with this comprehensive guide to farts. This book will teach you the tunes of ten different bum trumpets, each one unique in its sound and behaviour, just like a snowflake (that smells really bad). Every documented fart can be reproduced using the fart machine attached to the book, giving you an accurate rendition of each trump as you read up about them. Just be grateful that it isn’t scratch and sniff!
  • Fart identification book
  • Documents ten different fart species
  • Includes fart machine with ten noise samples
  • Batteries included
  • 22 pages, hardback
  • 21cm tall

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