Grow A Gay Best Friend

Drop this little guy in water and Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend in just three days

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Description

He loves to listen to you, has a fabulous sense of fashion and always has great relationship advice – he's your gay best friend! It's not always easy to find your GBB, especially one that ticks every single over the top and flamboyant stereotype. As such, the folks in our lab have come up with a gay best friend that you can grow yourself! Simply take the little figure and place him in a glass of water. He'll start to grow in just two hours, reaching his full size after three days. Once matured, he is guaranteed to listen to every word you say and pay the strictest attention to you without ever butting in or interrupting you.