Offensive Office Stationery

Offensive Office Stationery

Even though this Offensive Office Stationery is incredibly rude and obscene, everyone needs a pen, right?


Want to start some drama at work? Try slipping these into your colleagues' pen pots and desk drawers! Each is a fully functional and universally handy, black ink ballpoint pen. They are also inscribed with some incredibly rude messages, most of which we can't reproduce here. The nicest one reads "Hands off my pen, prick", and the other four just spiral into increased rudeness from there. Quite frankly, these are brilliant.
  • Handy pens with rude messages on each
  • Written in gold print
  • Pack of five
  • Black ink, ballpoint
  • 14cm

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